Roses are red Violets are blue I have shitty Valentines for you
Grass is green And stop signs are red I wish you the best And hope you get...
...Valentines.
Oceans are vast And trees are tall Some of them even Get naked in fall
Just like you should-- I mean, I love you You're the breast-- I mean best.
I will stand by you Healthy or sick You always knew just how To touch my....
...Heart.
You are the Romeo To my Juliet ...Or Something like that.
I don't have to rhyme To show you my love It's bigger than This poem.
So shut up.
Let's try this again...
I adore you more than Words can define So let's go make Them bed springs whine
...Roses are red Violets are blue... Everything I do.... DO IT FOOOOOOOOOOOOOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.
Happy Valentines Day everyone! Hope you have the best! Let's have some fun with it! Feel free to share your crappy "roses are red" Valentines! And while you're at it, give someone a crappy poem in the comments!
Also, everyone is invited to my bed Gender not an issue. We're all lovers friends here.
Rage 'til you're red Laugh 'til you're blue Shut up and read this poem for you.
I know where you live I watch when you sleep Dozing off soundly counting the sheep
You shouldn't feel safe You shouldn't be happy Cause I'm gonna make Your Valentine's Day crappy
Behind the scenes Foiling your plans And to think that you thought You'd be pleasing your man.
I fucked with your oven the dinner's a bust No way you'll please him or satisfy lust.
Cause when the time comes to get hot and bothered I'm callin' yo phone like a mother fucking stalker.
Yes I gave you fair warning to watch what you do Now I've done what I said ruined valentine's for you.
<3 LOVE YOU DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVID.
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Where D A R K N E S S is, is also L I G H T.
Violets are blue
V-Day is over,
And I still wanna fuck you.
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Avatar made by ~Kaizo-Konpaku
~z471 hogs the covers.
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme.
Refridgerator.
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"If you cant laugh at the darkness, thats when the carkness takes over."
- Amanda Fucking Palmer <3
yellow and white,
Brights skies are blue,
as are ghosts at night.
If we were all dead,
gory and rotten,
be sure that our love
would not be forgotten.
...
Dunno what the fuck that was. I guess I've had too much coffee today.
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F is for fire that BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN!
U is for uranium...BOMB!
N is for NO SURVIIIIVOOOORRRRSSS!!!!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Valentine's day is stupid
And so are you!
I love poems.
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Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door... or stapling Jell-O to a tree.
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What's a signature? Can I eat it?
Rotten flesh is green
When the zombies come
I want you on my team.
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....except in bed.
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Avatar made by ~Kaizo-Konpaku
~z471 hogs the covers.
violets are blue
hope you don't mind
because i'm bad at poems too
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yo!
Laugh 'til you're blue
Shut up and read
this poem for you.
I know where you live
I watch when you sleep
Dozing off soundly
counting the sheep
You shouldn't feel safe
You shouldn't be happy
Cause I'm gonna make
Your Valentine's Day crappy
Behind the scenes
Foiling your plans
And to think that you thought
You'd be pleasing your man.
I fucked with your oven
the dinner's a bust
No way you'll please him
or satisfy lust.
Cause when the time comes
to get hot and bothered
I'm callin' yo phone
like a mother fucking stalker.
Yes I gave you fair warning
to watch what you do
Now I've done what I said
ruined valentine's for you.
<3 LOVE YOU DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVID.
--
"If I tell you you're being retarded, I'm not saying you're mentally challenged. I'm saying you're being a slow dumb mother fucker and you should cease to be so. Immediately." - =DoItForTheLulz
-Marmoset style.
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Don't like me?
DEAL WITH IT.
WARNING:
I post late/irrelevant/retarded things.
"I'm sick of having to whip out my idiot to english dictionary to figure out what fuck you are trying to say"